babyferaligator:

what kind of grunge softener do you use

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never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

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ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole

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dersearadia:

dersearadia:

when u finish a burrito do u say “thats a wrap”

Please reblog this I have a wife and 5 kids to support

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swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

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trillow:

starllex:

trillow:

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

a few

give or take

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neyruto:

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

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vvebkinz:

yeah shes cute but is she fergalicious

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partyintheurl:

i’m opening up an asian market called sugar spice and everything rice 

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is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

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